H.P. Clips and Quips

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"Emily? Emily? Emily? Elijah, Elijah, hast thou seen my sister Emily?"
Elijah-"Nay, but look! They conjour!"
Binx-"Oh God! The woods! Emily!"
Elijah-"She's done for...
Binx-"Not yet! You wake my father, summon the others! Go!"

Winnie-"Another glorious morning, it makes me sick!"


Sarah-"Dead man's toe! Dead man's toe and a dead man's toe.. Dead man's toe! Dead man's toe! Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead...

Sarah-"Hang him on a hook and let me play with him."

Binx gets turned into a cat.

Mary-"Witches? There be no witches here sir."
Winnie-"Don't get your knickers in a twist, we are just three kindly old spinster ladies..."
Mary- "Spending a quiet evening at home."
Sarah- "Sucking the lives out of little children!"

Ernie-"Gee, we don't get any smokes from you, we don't get any cash... What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?"
Max-"Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose."


Allison-"Max Dennison.."
Danni-"Oh, Allison huh?"
Allison-"I thought you weren't into Halloween."
Max-"I'm not, I'm just taking my little sister Danni around."
Allison-"That's nice."
Max-"I always do it."
Danni-"My parents made him."

Danni-"I can't wear anything like that because I don't have any-- what do you call them, Max? Yabos? Max likes your yabos. In fact, he loves them!"

Max-"Hmmm.. The Black Flame candle.. Made from the fat of a hanged man. Legend says that on a full moon it will raise the spirits of the dead when lit by a virgin on Halloween night. So let's light the sucker and meet the old broads. Wanna do the honors?"
Allison - "No thanks"

Max-"Oh come on, it's just a bunch of Hocus Pocus."

Winnie-"We're home. You see sisters? My curse worked perfectly!
Mary- "That's because thou art perfect!"

Sarah-"My lucky rat tail. Just where I left it!"

Mary-"I smell children."
Winnie- "Sick 'em!

Sarah-"What a pretty spider..."

Winnie tries to explain the situation to her sisters

Binx-"It's protected by magic"

Winnie-"Booook! Come to mommy!"

Winnie-"Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline, still alive?"

Winnie raises Billy from the dead

Winnie-"Oh cheese and crusts, he's lost his head!"

Winnie-"Damn! Damn! Double Damn!"

Winnie-"I'll have your guts for garters, girl!"

Winnie-"Behold! A torture chamber!

Sarah-"Oh, thou shouldst not speak to master in such a manner!"

Sarah-"Amuck! Amuck, amuck, amuck, amuck, amuck, oh!"

Mary-"I smell, Winnie I smell... scrod! Scrod, you know, it's a bottom dweller. Sometimes you can get it with lovely bread crumbs or margarine, olive oil..."

Danni-"You're my kitty now and you'll have milk and tunafish everyday, and you'll only have mice for fun."
Binx-"You're going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented, housecats!"
Danni-"You betcha! You know Binx, I'll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too. And their children after that, and theirs after that. Forever, and ever..."

Winnie-"Hello, I want my book... Bonjour, je veux mon livre."

Ernie-"Yo! Witch! Get your face off my shoe!

Winnie-"Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?"
Sarah-"Just lucky, I guess."

Winnie- "Observe, they've opened it! Just when our time was running out. Come! We fly!"
Mary-"We fly, on what? We fly..."

Winnie-"Into the night!"

Sarah-"Boy down!"

Sarah-"I am alive!"
Winnie-"That boy has tricked us again."
Mary-"Oh, you're right! You're always right! I don't know how you do it."
Winnie-"It's my curse, that. And you too! Get off me you thundering oafs!"
Winnie-"Look! The candle's almost out. And my potion! My beautiful potion! Look! There's just enough left for one child. Get the vial!"

Winnie-"I want to get that little rat-faced kid that called me.."
Mary-"Oh don't say it! Don't even say it.."
Winnie- "She really hurt my feelings...
Mary-"She's jealous."
Winnie-"She doesn't even know me!"

Winnie-"You know, I've always wanted a child, and now I think I'll have one... On toast!

Mary-"Broom ho!"

Billy-"Wench, trollop, you bucktoothed, moth rawing firefly from hell!" I've waited centuries to say that!"
Max-"Say what you want, just don't breathe on me!"

Winnie-"For the last time, prepare to meet thy doom!" (chuckles) "You little pest, I've had enough of you."

Billy-"Go to hell!"
Winnie- "I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely!"

Winnie-"What a fool to give thy life for thy sister's."

Binx's farewell

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